Phoenix Arizona


Unlucky Weather in Phoenix Arizona by quotes
December 18, 2006, 10:26 pm
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Unlucky Weather in Phoenix Arizona

The State of Arizona comprises the extreme south-western portion of the United States. It is bounded on the north by Utah, on the east by New Mexico, on the south by Mexico, and on the west by California and Nevada. A woman had been living in Phoenix Arizona for 13 months. While talking to a friend of hers back east, she spent a considerable amount of time boasting about how wonderful it is to live there.

“The scenery is beautiful, everyone is so friendly, and the weather is gorgeous,” she noted.

That fall, her friend came to Phoenix AZ to visit for a week. The first day she was there, it rained. The woman was so disappointed, especially after claiming how wonderfully sunny it always was.

“I can’t believe it’s raining. It almost never rains,” she whined.

In an attempt to console her, her friend replies, “But it’s a dry rain.”

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NOTICE OF MARICOPA COUNTY PESTICIDE FOGGING for MOSQUITOS in MESA by quotes
August 25, 2006, 9:07 pm
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NOTICE OF MARICOPA COUNTY PESTICIDE FOGGING for MOSQUITOS in MESA

Date of Application: Saturday, August 26, 2006 (Weather Permitting: Windy Conditions may postpone application)

Time of Application: After 10:00 PM to 5:00 AM (Contact the County at the number below for a more precise timeline)

The following areas in Mesa are scheduled:

Northern Boundary – Broadway Road
Southern Boundary – Guadalupe Road
Western Boundary – Country Club Drive
Eastern Boundary – Gilbert Road

Questions regarding this program should be referred to Maricopa County Vector Control at 602-506-0700.



Homeless Need Help Staying Cool in the Summer by quotes

 Homeless Need Help Staying Cool in the Summer

Homeless Hotline  (602) 263-8845

When the temperatures soar and the hot summer days are upon us, many homeless people who live on the streets do not have their basic needs met.

The city of Phoenix is asking people to donate only the following items – unopened water bottles, sunscreen, new underwear, white socks, white T-shirts and prepackaged snack items such as individually wrapped cookies and crackers – that will be distributed to the homeless. Cash or check donations to supplement the donated items also are welcomed. The program runs until Aug. 31.

Tax-deductible donations may be delivered to the city’s four Family Services Centers: Travis L. Williams, 4732 S. Central Ave., 602-534-4732; John F. Long, 3454 N. 51st Ave., 602-262-6510; Central Phoenix, 1250 S. Seventh Ave., 602-534-1250; and Sunnyslope, 914 W. Hatcher Road, 602-495-5229. The centers are open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday to Friday.

The donated items are distributed by local homeless outreach teams from Tumbleweed Center for Youth Development, HomeBase Youth Services, The Salvation Army Project HOPE, Health Care for the Homeless, Terros and Southwest Behavioral Health Service PATH Outreach.



NOTICE OF MARICOPA COUNTY PESTICIDE FOGGING for MOSQUITOES in MESA by quotes
July 24, 2006, 4:22 pm
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NOTICE OF MARICOPA COUNTY PESTICIDE FOGGING for MOSQUITOES in MESADate of Application:  Monday, July 24, 2006 (Weather Permitting:  Windy =

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Time of Application:  After 10:00 PM to 5:00 AM (Contact the County at th=
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number below for a more precise time line.)

The following areas in Mesa are scheduled for this evening:

Northern Boundary: Southern Avenue
Southern Boundary: Baseline Road
Western Boundary: Gilbert Road
Eastern Boundary: Lindsay Road

Questions regarding this program should be referred to Maricopa County =

Vector Control at 602-506-0700.