America United – Support our Troops
by quotes September 7, 2008, 10:32 pm
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Americans United on ABC TV KNXV Tonight
ABC TV will be airing a special entertainment show tonight called “America United.” The show will feature many popular entertainers showing their support for our troops both at home and overseas.
In the Greater Phoenix Arizona area the show will air on ABC 15 KNXV at 8:00 PM.
For over 60 years, America’s top entertainers have rallied behind our brave men and women in uniform, to show their support and to help raise morale. From Bob Hope to Marilyn Monroe – celebrities have consistently gone the distance to demonstrate their appreciation. Now the tradition continues for a new generation of talent – and for a new generation of Americans …
Tonight, Sept 7th 2008, USAA Presents, “America United: In Support of Our Troops,” a 2-hour special saluting those men and women who keep our nation safe… and their families who sacrifice so much for all of us.
This event features popular music, celebrity cameos, tributes to troops, and nostalgic walks down ‘memory lane.’ Tune in to enjoy appearances and performances by Jessica Simpson, Snoop Dogg, Janet Jackson, Toby Keith, DL Hughley, Pam Anderson, ZZ Top, Clint Black, Carlos Mencia and many more as they take the stage around the country and at military bases worldwide. You can watch the video below or learn more at: SupportAmericaUnited.com
We hope tonight’s show will inspire and motivate you to support our troops. Please consider registering to support our military through eMail Our Military or at the very least, send a one time email message of support or get involved in one of our many popular EMOM projects.
Thanks for supporting our military through eMail Our Military!
Arizona National Guard Overrun At Border
by quotes January 5, 2007, 5:41 pm
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Famous Quotes from International Incident
Arizona National Guard Overrun At Border By Mexican “Gunmen”, Forced To Retreat
The U.S. Border was breached Wednesday night along Arizona’s border with Mexico prompting local residents to flee for their lives.
An Entry Identification Team site was also overrun Wednesday night along Arizona’s border with Mexico.
Original “Mexican Gunmen” Post
According to the (most likely satirical article at The 800lb Gorilla) these Famous Quotes were uttered related to the Incident:
“We Got Wetbacks In The Wire!”
– National Guardsman Sergeant 1st Class Butch Malone
“They were everywhere, man! “We were just minding our own business, playing hearts, and all of a sudden – BOOM! – all hell broke loose. We never even had a chance.”
– Private 1st Class Anthony Davis
An actual news article from a slightly less reliable source appears here:
Gunmen force Guard troops to flee post near border
According to that article the incident occurred in the west desert corridor between Nogales and Lukeville in the vicinity of Sasabe and these famous quotes were reported in that version of the incident.
“We don’t know exactly how many because obviously it took place in the dark.” “Nobody was able to get an accurate count.”
– National Guard Sgt. Edward Balaban
“We don’t know if this was a matter of somebody coming up accidentally on the individuals, coming up intentionally on the individuals, or some sort of a diversion,”
– Rob Daniels – spokesman for the Border Patrol’s Tucson Sector.
The reliability of the second source is somewhat suspect, considering the quality of political coverage normally found there.
Several of these quotes are probably fraudulent or misquotations but we will say no more about that without further investigation.
Perhaps a congressional committee can be appointed?
Unlucky Weather in Phoenix Arizona
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Unlucky Weather in Phoenix Arizona
The State of Arizona comprises the extreme south-western portion of the United States. It is bounded on the north by Utah, on the east by New Mexico, on the south by Mexico, and on the west by California and Nevada. A woman had been living in Phoenix Arizona for 13 months. While talking to a friend of hers back east, she spent a considerable amount of time boasting about how wonderful it is to live there.
“The scenery is beautiful, everyone is so friendly, and the weather is gorgeous,” she noted.
That fall, her friend came to Phoenix AZ to visit for a week. The first day she was there, it rained. The woman was so disappointed, especially after claiming how wonderfully sunny it always was.
“I can’t believe it’s raining. It almost never rains,” she whined.
In an attempt to console her, her friend replies, “But it’s a dry rain.”
Ahwatukee Comedy Club is proud to present………..
by quotes November 3, 2006, 10:53 pm
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Ahwatukee Comedy Club is proud to present………..
A Salute To Our Troops
Fundraising Event November 3rd at Best Western Grace Inn Hotel….in Ahwatukee.
Best Western Grace Inn Hotel is contributing the use of their magnificient Ball Room for this event……..supporting not only the troops but also the Cancer Society!
Read more about the event by clicking here…..
The event will be taped and CD’s will be distributed to the troops.
Laughter is good! Laughter is healing! Come and laugh and at the same time show your support for all the men and women in uniform.
Ahwatukee Comedy Club is the place where the jokes are cleaned by SwedeClean.com and laughter 100% guaranteed!
Please feel free to forward this to anyone you think would like or benefit from laughing!